"Tell me exactly what happened, poor farmer, and the emperor will reward you if your story pleases him."
The farmer told how he had chased a thief and then met a master who had taught him to never carry any weapons and because of this he could now beat a tiger with his bare hands.
"What a beautiful story" said the journalist.
"You don't mind if I change it into 10 thieves and 5 tigers?"
"I don't quite understand what you mean", said the poor farmer, "I never was any good in ciphering".
"I understand", said the journalist, "just place a cross at the end of this page."