"You ugly duckhead", spoke the poor farmer.

"I'll teach you a lesson or two."

He jumped on top of the tiger and hit him three times right on his nose.

The tiger was perplexed, as you can imagine.

When the farmer slightly loosened his grip the tiger quickly chickened away.

The poor farmer saw him disappear into the dark night and thought:

"Was this a chickentiger or a tigerchicken?"

Because, this was something that his old master had not taught him.